Archive - The Inside of Alanna's Brain

Grounding Hog Day Technique

I dunno about Phil, but I predict a long winter ahead

Feb 2 •

October 2024

Hey, whoever has my Voodoo doll: can you give her a little forehead kiss?

With all due respect to a widely misrepresented diasporic religion that I admit I have looked into zero amount beyond media representation— I’m really…

Oct 22, 2024 •

July 2024

Actively Hating Things is Fun! Unrelated: Have You Tried Enjoying Stuff?

It's this new thing I'm trying

Jul 20, 2024 •

January 2023

My Dung Beetle Shit Ball

How I Quit Social Media (temporarily)

Jan 11, 2023 •

November 2022

Celebrity Idolization is Preposterous and Women Are Not Allowed to Age Gracefully

10 of the Sexiest Men in Hollywood Over 40!

Nov 7, 2022 •

Everyone On This Plane Is In Love With Me

Alternatively: How to Cope with Dying Alone

Nov 4, 2022 •

October 2022

I Cried Real Tears at a Football Documentary

And other indicators I am Unwell™️

Oct 24, 2022 •

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